These thoughts are mostly mine

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icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

weinersoldier:

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doux-amer:

babbleon:

Someone should write a story based on these photos, is all I’m saying.

FML. FML. hackedmotionsensors, americachavez, madripoor, and etc. 

GET THE FUCK OUTTA TOWN

"So what, your plan’s just to eat all the bacon they have before Steve makes it in? As punishment?”

Bucky pushes the last few bites of his pancakes around his plate, dragging his fork through the syrup and Sam wonders if he ever realizes that his default doodling pattern is five-pointed stars.  Least, as long as he’s known him.

"What can I say, the early - "

"Say bird gets the worm one more time, Wilson, and you’re gonna wake up with a mouthful of them.”

Sam chuckles, tosses another piece of bacon is his mouth.

"Whole world of avian-related humor, and you think I’m going to stick with that?"

Bucky’s phone vibrates near his elbow, and he jumps, still not quite used to it, so Sam takes the chance to reach out and pluck it off the table before Bucky catches up.  Steve’s smiling face pops up on the screen for just a second before Sam answers, grinning over the last of his eggs at Bucky’s disgruntled expression.

"Reveille was a couple hours ago, Cap - "

There’s a snort from across the table as Bucky pushes a gloved hand through his hair, and that should never be as distracting as it always is - 

More car trouble? Shame, it’s almost like you don’t have friends that can fly.”

Sam shovels the last of his eggs into his mouth, chewing over Steve’s weak protest, and Bucky smirks over his own nearly-empty plate when Sam signals for their check, grinning at their waitress.

"Well, friend, a pretty good-looking one - tell me your coordinates, I’ll put in a good word.”

(via apfelgranate)

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glameoweatsyourface:

geekzyllah:

pug-fugly:

saintemo:

Hey look, a first kiss video with queer people, people of color, and a better body type representation.

Also, they aren’t actors/models! Real people!

THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE OTHER ONE

oh my god, SO MUCH BETTER

I like the two guys who kiss and then are like “This is really awkward.”“Yeah”, and then they just start kissing again. This is all so cute.

(Source: vimeo.com, via unrepentantfatty)

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Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me:
What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me:
NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me:
Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me:
I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me:
Shit is that a cop? No.
Me:
Shit THAT is a cop.
Me:
/dinosaur screams/

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cokesnlfan:

"Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women. F***ing idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren’t funny, It makes me crazy. I find it disgusting and offensive every time.’

-Andy Samberg on men who think that women aren’t funny on the September 2013 issue of Glamour Magazine

(Source: Daily Mail, via seriouslyamerica)

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